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Toby and his Stones
Written by Jimmy
Toby is our dog. Not the band’s dog, but the family dog. we would give him to the band at a moment’s notice. but no takers. Toby is also the stupidiest dog in Britian. Really. In fact, he was the last available Golden Retriever in the full Britsh Isles, back in 2001. All other dogs had been picked. one Welsh dog remained because they had gotten litter size wrong. he is so stupid that he thinks after 8 years that food comes up from the floor.Wholesale Cheap Snapback Hats for Australia. He knows that certain people, like Hunter, eat over places where a lot of food comes from the floor. So he’ll wait under Hunter waiting for the food to pop up. But he never looks up at Hunter as the source. Never.white snapback hats.
And he’s a retriever and from puppy-hood has decided that everyone needs muddy stones. so he digs them up from the garden and brings them into sitting people and then shoves his nose deeply into their crotch and leaves the stone, and a bit of mud,black snapback hat. and a bit of nose juice. If YOU EVER MAKE THE MISTAKE of picking up the stone and handing it back or God Forbid throw the stone, you will have this procedure repeat itself…. Forever. such is Rob’s fate. He threw the stone. And now, Rob our bassist, has a perpetually muddy crotch after a Saturday visit. He hates Toby. And would kill Toby if allowed. And we wouldn’t blame him.retro snapback hats.
Such is the fate of good rock and roll. Moss doesn’t grow on a rolling stone. Mud is always there on a Toby stone. Rock on. Get stoned. here’s to Toby.