George of the Jungle or George and the Dragon?

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Many of you know we are still struggling with our George of the Jungle middle 8 for Starin’ at My Shoes, a song still floating about the studio in many different versions.  Well, in honour then of the middle 8, here’s a little joke called George and the Dragon…

George and the dragon

Late one evening, after closing time, an exhausted tourist knocks on the door of an isolated, countryside pub, the George and Dragon. The landlady sticks her head out of the window. “Excuse me, I’m lost and hungry, could you spare me a little food?” the tourist asks. The woman glances at his dirty clothes and shouts back, “No!” “Could I at least use your loo?” the tourist pleads. “No!” the landlady shouts again. “Then,” the tourist says, “might I please…” “What now?” barks the woman. “Do you suppose,” he asks, “I might have a word with George?”

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