Abubilla Music

The 12 Puns of Christmas Eve

Written by The Saturday Morning Canasta Club

Not proud. Most of these are really bad.  But remember — it’s actually all about the music.  Have a great X-mas and endure these silly puns…

Well.  It is X-mas eve and due to great popular demand, we’ve been asked to submit our final list of 12 of the worst X-mas Puns.  Enjoy:

1. How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer ‘Olive’?  You know, “Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…”
2. There was a golfer who played on Christmas and hit a birdie. It was a partridge on a par 3.
3. There once was a Tsar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife, “Look honey. It’s raining.”  She, being the obstinate type, responded,” I don’t think so, dear. I think it’s snowing.”  But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife,” Let’s step outside and we’ll find out.”  Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies,” I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!”
4. Q. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? A:  Because he had low elf esteem.
5. A man walks into a cafe desiring breakfast. The waitress seats him and he asks what the specials are. She tells him the Christmas special is Eggs Benedict. He orders the special. A little later, the waitress comes out with the Eggs Benedict, served on hubcaps. Surprised, he asks why the hubcaps instead of regular plates. Her response? “There’s no plates like chrome for the Hollandaise.”
6. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?  It’s Christmas, Eve!
7. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
   The Christmas alphabet has no L.
8. What is green, covered with tinsel and says, “Rabbit, rabbit?”  A mistle-toad.
9. What is Santa Claus’ favorite cereal?  Frosted Flakes.
10. Some children call him Santa Caus since there is Noel.
11. Who makes toy guitars and sings, “Blue Christmas?”  Elfis.
12. What does a reindeer say before telling a joke? This one will sleigh you!