Blog
03
Feb
2010
Joke of the Day: 10.02.03
Written by Jimmy
A Tramp knocks at the door of a smart house, looking for odd jobs. “Tell you what” says the owner “Take this can of red paint and paint the porch. You’ll find it at the side of the house”
After an hour, the tramp knocks at the door again. “I have finished the job,” he says, handing back the can and gratefully accepting the £20. “But you made a mistake – it’s a Merc not a Porsche”
(Thanks to Julian for submission)