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Joke of the Day. 10.02.12 My Only Joke
Written by Jimmy
Folks. I only have one joke. Here it is.
Hunter, age 8, and Morgan, age 4, are upstairs getting ready for school. Hunter turns to his little sister and says, ‘You know, it’s about time we start cursing (swearing).’ Little Morgan, some what confused, says, ‘Okay.’
So they head downstairs where their Mum is in a frenzy getting them ready for school. She’s preparing lunches, school folders, finding jumpers, etc… She notices Hunter and turns to him and says, ‘Well good morning young man, what can I get you for breakfast?’
Hunter pauses and says, ‘Bring me some damn Cherios.’
…Well, Mum just stops dead in her tracks. She grabs little Hunter, takes him upstairs, yells at him, slaps him on the back of his hand and says, ‘We NEVER use that kind of language in this house. Now you sit up here and think about what you’ve done. I’m very dissapointed.’
She then marches downstairs, somewhat heavy footed, leaving little Hunter in tears. She’s back in the kitchen and turns to a very frightened little Morgan. ‘Morgan, I’m so sorry, I don’t know what has happened to your brother. Anyway, what can I get you for breakfast?’
Morgan, with tears in her eyes, and chin quivering, says to her Mum,…
‘Well, you bet your sweet ass I don’t want Cheerios.’
Bada bum. I’m in all week.
Jimmy