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Mild Hysteria in the work environment
Written by Imogen
I would like to make a papier mache mask. I’d actually like to make 3 – 1 for each of my bosses.
I would make very flattering representations of their faces in ink and paint on each one and then attach a bright white length of elastic around the chin for a strap.
The genius part of my mildly hysteric plan is that with my new masks I would wear them as soon as I see one of my respective bosses coming down the hall towards me. They would see their own face staring back at them. This would induce confusion on their part
‘Is that me? Sitting in Imogen’s chair? Well if Im there then I don’t need to be here’
They would do a fast pivot on their right foot and get out of the office never to be heard of again…
I’m not giving them the most amount of credit as they are very clever guys in their fields of expertise (can you tell I have to say that because I’m scared someone would take this the wrong way?).
But I think I’d foil them. And I’m not saying that I don’t ever want to see them again. But it would be fun to see their reaction.
I need a Mars bar someone please. Im on the 6th floor and think I will be forever. 🙂