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Two rednecks come upon a hole ...

The  first hunter said, “Wow,  that’s some hole; I can’t even see the
bottom. I wonder how deep it  is.”

The  second hunter says,” I  don’t know, let’s throw something down and
listen and see how long it takes to  hit bottom.”

The  first hunter  says, “There’s this old automobile transmission
here, give me a hand and we’ll throw it in  and see”.

So they pick  it up, carry it to the hole, count one, two  and three,
and throw it in the hole.

They  are standing there listening and looking  over the edge when they
hear a rustling in the  brush behind them.

As they  turn around, they see a goat come crashing  through the brush,
run up to the hole and  with no hesitation, jump in head  first.

While they stand there looking at each  other in amazement, looking in the
hole, trying  to figure out what that was all about, an  old  farmer
walks up.

“Say there,”  says the farmer, “you fellers didn’t happen  to see my
goat around here anywhere, did   you?”

The  first hunter says, ”  Funny you should ask, we were just standing
here  a minute ago and a goat came running out   of the bushes doin’
about a hunert miles an hour  and jumped headfirst into this hole
here!”

The old  farmer said, “That’s  impossible.

I had him chained to a  transmission!”

MERRY CHRISTMAS