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“Best Use of Grass Ever”
Written by Jimmy
This blog really cracked me up. Best to just read it, click here, but here is my summary:
1. Smart guy from a gazillion years ago, goes to Oxford, finds a bucket of bat poo poo and uses it to draw a message in a grass lawn.
2. University honchos got mad, removed piles o’ poo poo but by then poo poo had done its job – acting as fertilizer for hungry roots below.
3. For a full year o’ seasons, the little tufts of crash under the original poo poo message grew faster, grew greener and thicker and original message popped through.
4. Blog says , boy was that smart guy smart. He drew pictures:
When someone says someone went Bat S*%t, don’t think angry. Think smart Oxford guy from the 1700’s.
Respond, “Really, someone went Bat S*%t? How clever were they and how did you read about something that happened 200 years ago?”
That will confuse them.
As Phil from Modern Family says, “When live gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be like, WHAT?”