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Hot Girls With Short Hair
Written by Tati
Miley Cyrus has cut off her beautiful (fake?) princess hair. This is old news on the internet, but I thought I’d give it a look in. While a half-shaven head isn’t my favourite hairstyle, if I have to form an opinion on this (I know I’m not fooling anyone here, we all know I really, genuinely care), I’m going to be pro-bald-Miley. Not only because Rosie and I are in the Hot Girls With Short Hair club and we want someone who can do a hoedown throwdown on our team, but also because I’m thrilled to see some definite personality coming from the Disney Channel area. Miley’s waterfall of hair was the shackles keeping her in the ‘adorable child star turns into a disgusting whore because she’s sexy now, stop making us think about sexy things, you SLUT’ box. Of course, now she’s in the ‘good girl gone bad’ box, and the internet is being super douchey about her but hey. You can’t win every battle. At least the Daily Mail won’t be vomming up MILEY IS A BRAZEN HUSSY articles every two minutes anymore… And I’m sure the MILEY IS A WILD MONSTER OF LIBERATION articles will be way more amusing. So to celebrate Miley balding herself, here are a few other pictures of hot girls with short hair. Myself not included (ho ho ho, but seriously I haven’t yet found my new photo face so I still look like the man who looks like a thumb on camera).
On an unrelated note, I have begun doing yoga as part of my mysterious-nauseau battle plan. I downloaded all these videos of ex-model Tara Stiles doing yoga classes. She’s amazing; she has beautiful (long) hair and she makes it all look so easy, and she does videos about yoga you can do on your sofa, and yoga for hangovers, and difficult yoga that my hamstrings don’t bend enough for, but that’s fine because at least I get to see her doing it well on a pier in the sun. Mmmmm. Also I’m not eating so much cheese, but that’s just because cheese is expensive.