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Kids Humour

Written by Jodie Bryant

My friend showed me this blog a while ago, because the humour on it reminded her of me

(I don’t know if this was an insult or a compliment- she found the jokes really funny so I’m gonna take it as a compliment)

It’s basically a collection of jokes that kids have made up and said (all true), and it’s very amusing to scroll through the minds of 5 year olds

Here are some of my favourites

1. what is brown and slow and an animal?

A BROWN CHIPMUNK OLD GRANNY

2. if you want an ice cream what should you do

pee on the owner

3. did you hear about the big hen
he is fat

4. man: you are evil
other man: i am not
man:yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
[both mans die]

5. why did the bird cross the road

because to get some monkey pants