Abubilla Music

Lewie Got Shaved

Written by Richmond - Hunter

Meet Lewie:

Lewie is a cockapoo, a cockerspaniel poodle mix. He is a sweet and wonderful young pup with many fine attributes, but what’s best about him is probably his hair, or at least, was his hair. He has always been a remarkably fluffy dog, one of those dogs whose hair grew to be so large and curly that any illusion of him having abody beneath it became lost. He was an afro, a tiny scurrying little afro.
However, a few weeks ago, something horrible happened. He got shaved. This was due to a number of reasons (a large tic infection being key) but whatever those reasons were, there is no possible way they were worth what they did to Lewie. Shaving Lewie has a revealed a scrawny, rat body, a tiny little disgusting rat body. It is also important to note that one are which was not shaved was his head. Meaning that his head is now grossly out of proportion from therest of his body, like some sort of bobble head thing. He’s awful, just plain awful. This incident has also proven once and for all that dogs have no self awareness whatsoever, if they did Lewie would have taken one look at himself and buried his shameful self in the garden, but no , he runs around and barks and jumps as if he is still cute or something, it’s just depressing.
Thankfully something good has come from it, our new Discovery Artist, Tati Kalveks, has done us the honour of recording a quick little song in honour of the shaving, so here we have Tati Kalveks with Lewie Got Shaved.

(please not that during the shooting of this video a substantial amount of his hair had grown back, so please refer back to the diagram for help)

Also in memory of the old cute Lewie, here’s a video of him refusing to let go of the tail of his good friend, Toby, the golden retriever.